You Know You Are Obsessed With Online Gambling When…
You show up early at the bakery to take advantage of the hot rolls.
Dr. Poker
One evening a doctor answers a phone call to hear the voice of a colleague asking if he can be a fourth for poker. The doctor tells his friend that he’ll be right over. As he was preparing to leave, the doctor’s wife asked, “Is it serious?”
The doctor replied gravely, “Oh yes, very serious, in fact there are already three other doctors there”!
Drop Dead Poker
A group of friends were playing poker when one man loses $1000 on a single hand. He suddenly clutches at his chest and drops dead at the table.
The remaining friends decide that the winning player should go to inform the man’s wife that he had died. The all give the winner advice to be discreet and gentle while sending him off down the street.
The winner arrives at the deceased man’s house and rings the doorbell. When the wife answers, he says,
“Your husband just lost $1000 playing poker.”
The wife becomes angry and shouts “Tell him to drop dead!”
The man replies, “I’ll tell him.”
The Quietest Boy in Class
Little Johnny was the quietest boy in class, he always handed in good work, but never answered any questions or said more than two words.
One day his teacher had a flash of inspiration and said,
“Little Johnny, I just bet the third-grade teacher $5 that I can get you to say three words. If I win I’ll give you half!”
“You lose,” replied little Johnny sadly.
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